Skinny People Are Easier to Kidnap...Greeting Card

Card says, "Skinny people are easier to kidnap...Eat cake. Stay safe. Happy Birthday!" 

Designed and printed in Loveland, Colorado. Greeting cards by INKWIT are not your average greeting card. These witty, laugh-out-loud designs turn familiar sayings into creative, unexpected moments that celebrate, comfort and connect. 

Each card is blank inside and comes with a kraft brown envelope.