Injure Yourself From Sleeping- Birthday Card

Sleazy Greetings creates bold, hilarious, hand-illustrated greeting cards designed to stop customers in their tracks and make them laugh out loud. Our cards combine premium boutique stationery quality with irreverent humor, absurd jokes, internet-style comedy, and unapologetic personality — making them a strong impulse-buy item for gift shops, bookstores, novelty retailers, tourist shops, stationery boutiques, and stores looking for humor that stands out from traditional greeting card brands. Every design is hand illustrated and created the hard way — absolutely no AI-generated artwork is used in any of our products. We believe original art, human creativity, and authentic humor matter.